Erin Andrews vs. Jenn Sterger

Ah, the age old question.  If it has boobs, can it still be a relevant sideline reporter?  Well, both Erin Andrews and Jenn Sterger have attempted to answer this question for us over the last couple of years.  So, who really is sports' sweetest girl?  Let's find out...

Bias

People have accused Erin of being overly biased towards Florida and especially QB Tim Tebow.  But to be fair, who isn't in love with Tim Tebow?  He's so dreamy, I'd fuck him.  And this is coming from a South Carolina student.  On the other hand, Jenn went to Free Shoes University and wrote a ridiculous biased preview of the horrible Jets on Deadspin.

Advantage: Erin

Outfit

Jenn dresses like a slut, while Erin dresses much more classily.  I'm not really sure who wins here, but I will be excusing myself for a couple of minutes...

Advantage: Neither

Professionalism

Jenn called Erin out once and quickly apologized for it.  Erin was also called out by Mike Nadel for flirting with players, but he's the only one complaining.

Advantage: Erin

Body

Jenn has bigger boobs, they both have great asses.

Advantage: Jenn

Face

Erin is much cuter, I will not accept arguments stating otherwise.

Advantage: Erin

Molestability

As the clip evidences, Erin wins.

Advantage: Erin

Most Likely to Get Brent Musburger Wet

Since Brent and Erin have had to work together none of this is allowed.

Advantage: Jenn

Personality

I have never met Jenn, but she seems really slutty and kind of trashy.  I met Erin after the USC-NC State game and she was really nice in the brief conversation we had.

Advantage: Erin

Overall Winner: Erin

So there you have it, Erin is America's sweetheart.  Image at the top from Deadspin.