A more polite welcome

Hey, I'm Dave and I'm pretty much here to add some journalistic credibility and a (slightly) more mature tone to the blog.   Basically what you can expect from us to speak our minds on sports, music, politics, and pop culture.....whatever comes to our twisted and perverted minds at the moment.  We will do our best to be more than a rambling list of YouTube videos and links to Deadspin and other "real" blogs, but then again, we know that's what you want to read.  Anyway, bear with us as we figure out what the hell we want this thing to be.  We hope that eventually you can walk away from this site feeling somewhat comfortable with the fact that you wasted 5 potentially productive minutes of your day reading dick jokes and kindergarden-level humor.  Peace.

The Opening

The first post.

This is a blog by two college freshman (One from USC, the other from Emory) about anything.  Right now it seems boring as fuck I know, but I swear to Allah it will get much better.  It's fucking 1:12 AM in Columbia and I'm tired, stop expecting good things from me.  Basically...this will sound like two college kids talking, so it WILL be offensive.  But we're not putting the adult content warning cause that's annoying as fuck.

Oh yeah, we will be occasionally having posts from another freshman at Penn State who used to gang-bang in Compton.  Fun shit.

Anyway, have fun reading it and SUCK A DICK.

Peace.