David Needs To Make A Post

The title says it all.  Two posts.  Really?  You're the one with the journalistic background (even though I'm still probably a better writer).  So...write something now.  I believe you promised us all a drunken Gilbert rant like last Tuesday.  Fucking write something now.  Bitch.

Rant: New Facebook

Alright does anyone else use Facebook?  How much do you fucking hate the new Facebook?  It's the gayest shit ever right?  Why the fuck change something that's so good?  I will never understand this.  I guess that's what we get for putting all our trust in a douchebag from Harvard.  The only way this would be worse would be if fucking Mark Zuckerberg had went to Duke.  Then Facebook would be only for white people and would rape you when you went to sleep.