Juan Dixon Motherfucker

The Wizards signed Juan Dixon.  I'm so fucking happy.  Juan Dixon is my favorite basketball player of all time, my email is freaking jdixonfan@gmail.com.  This can only mean good things for the Wiz, as Juan is basically a more refined version of Roger Mason, Jr.  I expect big things from him this year

Arenas Undergoes Knee Surgery...Again

Fuck.  Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.  Why the fuck does this always happen?  Gilbert Arenas had knee surgery again, making it clear that he is becoming our answer to Grant Hill.  This is fucking killing me, what happens if he's not the same when he comes back?  He looked like a toned down version of himself in the playoffs this year, showing flashes of brilliance but ultimately looking like just your average player.  It's looking like we may need to change our Big Three to Caron, Antawn, and DeShawn if Gilbert can't stay away from the knife.