Friday, October 3, 2008

Chris Jackson's View From The Streets: CC Sabathia


FIRST OFF, AS A FUCKING RAIDERS FAN I HAVE LOVED/HATED THAT NIGGA AL DAVIS FOR 18 FUCKING YEARS.  AFTER HOW HE MOSSED LANE "BITCH" KIFFIN I HAVE TO SAY AL DAVIS IS THA SHIT AND Y'ALL WOULD BE LUCKY TO LOOK LIKE HIM.  

ALRIGHT...WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE NO OTHER NIGGAS IN THE MLB BESIDES CC SABATHIA?  CC'S A FUCKING GANGSTA BUT STILL, NAME ANY OTHER BLACK GUY AND HE'S HISPANIC OR SOMETHING.  AND I DON'T COUNT GARY SHEFFIELD CUZ I DON'T WANT TO.  AND AFTER YESTERDAY NOW THE ONLY BLACK GUY IS GETTING RAPED BY FUCKING PHILLY.  PHILLY!  THE BLACKEST GUY FROM PHILLY IS WILL SMITH, SINCE SCHOOLY D DOESN'T COUNT.  BASICALLY THIS IS FUCKING SLAVERY ALL OVER AGAIN, WITH THE ONLY BLACK PLAYER GETTING OWNED BY A TEAM WHO'S TWO BEST PLAYERS ARE NAMED COLE AND CHASE.

NOW, THERE ARE SOME OTHER NIGGAS, BUT THEY ALL SUCK DICK.  RYAN HOWARD?  NIGGA STRIKES OUT MORE THAN A WHITE BOY HITTIN ON HOOD RATS IN MY HOMETOWN OF CPT.  PRINCE FIELDER?  FAT FUCK CAN'T FUCKIN DO SHIT ANYMORE NOW THAT HE'S A VEGETARIAN.  AND WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE NIGGAS FAT AS SHIT?  IS THIS BECAUSE BIGGIE OUTLASTED PAC?  FUCK THAT, FUCK BIGGIE, FUCK PRINCE FIELDER, AND FUCK YOU.

-pic from CNN

1 comment:

dave said...

amazingly the best part of this post isnt anything chris said, but that he went out of his way to credit cnn for the photo (and managed to turn off the caps locks to do it)